Foofy Bling Custom Prose

Ah, Romance. Romantic movies, novels, love songs all dominate American culture. Every woman wishes there was a man in her life who would do things she's only read about or seen in the movies.
Gentlemen, you can now be THAT man! (Or ladies -- you can brag to your friends and pretend you've already bagged that man!) Foofy Bling is proud to present its all new Custom Prose line. Custom poetry written with your special someones' name in it, written in a pretty script, on pretty paper, all wrapped up in - you guessed it - a pretty frame.
Here's how it works. You supply us with your receipient's first name (or nickname). Our talented writers go to work and create some award-winning prose featuring your person's name in it, and voila - you've got Custom Prose written specifically for that person! You can leave it in its frame, or feel free to copy our verbage on to a card or letter that you've pretended to write.

Imagine how special that person will feel knowing that you took the time to find (or write) a poem especially for them! I couldn't think of a more perfect gift for the thoughtful people and poetry lovers on your holiday list.
Order quickly. We only have one writer, and he is insanely busy. Please allow two weeks for delivery.  Visit http://foofybling.com today.